It certaintly did. *nods*
yep yep.

I don't know where else to put this, so I'm putting it in here. And it's NOT my quote nor is it even my favorite...it's just fuckin hilarious!!! ...and it's from Twitter.

Some of you might get offended by this cause it's kind of a "sex joke"...so yeah WARNING!
But don't get mad at me, get mad at Twitter for posting it; but if you get it, it's actually pretty fuckin hilarious (and true!)

So here it is:

"Procrastination = masturbation. It's fun while you're doing it, but when you're done you realize you fucked yourself"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! OMFG OMFG OMFG!!! it's fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing for the last 15 minutes (and actually, I'm STILL laughing about it!!!!)

And I'm so SORRY if this offended somebody, but I couldn't help myself; it was just way too fuckin funny!!!

(I think I'll put this as my headline for MySpace, LOL!!!)

^I LOVE IT!! And it's especially funny to me because I was just talking to Kellie last night about how pissed off at myself I was for procrastinating. That's brilliant

Oh man that is fucking funny. Too true.

Ah dear

All right, you 2 thought it was funny, awesome! Woot, I won't be hanging upside down from a tree no more, lol! See, told you it was fuckin hell-arious!

These are some of the most badass quotes from the most badass movies ever!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Pulp Fiction

"English, motherfucker, do you speak it!?" - Pulp Fiction

"Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'what' one more Goddamn time!" - Pulp Fiction

"And Shepards we shall be. For thee, my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti..." - The Boondock Saints

Pulp Fiction is absolutely amazing. <3333 Another movie quote I like is

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" - Fight Club

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Fight Club

Gods, I love that movie.

"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?" - Full Metal Jacket

"I think I'll write my tombstone - Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed." - Blackadder

"I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell!" - Blackadder

"My every path is shrewn with cowpats from the devils own satanic herd." - Blackadder

"Sir, you are one of the most foul, disgusting, immoral, perverted men that I have ever known. Have you considered a career in the church?" - Blackadder

"I don't care if he has been rogering the Duke Of York with a large leek. He killed my pigeon." Blackadder

Hello? I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Royal Flying Corps. That's Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird VC, DFC and bar. Message reads "Where are you, you bastard?" - Blackadder

Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it. - Lord Flashart in Blackadder

Fight Club is another one of those epic, badass movies that's in the same league as Pulp Fiction and The Boondock Saints. Those three movies are so fuckin badass and they have some of the best, most memorable quotes ever!



EDIT: "Know what I meant, not what I said"

Oh wow. Lets get loaded with HBC quotes

Quote:

Because I sleep with him he asked me to audition, you know?

Quote:

I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. I was very, very well behaved and boring.

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I'm the kind of actor who has ventured into escaping from me.

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It was weird because I was pregnant, throughout that so it was weird being a pregnant witch. I was in a really bad mood but luckily, because I sleep with the director, he just sort of scheduled me so I only had to do it two nights.

Quote:

It would be nice to really shed the corsets.

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Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once.

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With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town.

EDIT: *has more*

“My son is going through a Daddy thing. It's always Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm like, 'What about me? Mama! I carried you around for nine months.' What did Tim do? He just had sex with me. It was all fun for Tim. All gain.”

"Ishould get a few ribs taken out, because I`ll be in a corset for the rest of my life. "

"I discovered that my normally hyper personality and movements are completely unsuitable for apes. I was in danger of flunking ape school at first until I began to get in touch with my inner ape!"

"Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle. "

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Thank you Andy!

Tayla, my wifett xxx