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Ktsunami Official Roast Master
Number of posts : 12942 Age : 29 Location : In A Nest Of Pirates Favorite WT song : Jane Doe Bless : Curse : Real name : Kayleigh
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:45 am | |
| "There is nothing remarkable about it, all one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." ~Bach
"'Do not quench your inspiration and your imagination, do not become the slave of your model." ~Van Gogh | |
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Lady Draconian Converter
Number of posts : 8166 Age : 29 Location : UK Favorite WT song : Pale, Caged, Lost, Forgiven Bless : Curse : Real name : Tayla
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| Mr Dine: I hate wisearses. Me: Well I love them! Steven: Stop being such a wiseass.
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Sam: Tayla, Tayla, Tayla! I'm setting up a police academy when I'm older, you want to be my clinical psychologist? Me: Sure, why not? Sam: Great! I must tell you know the dress code is miniskirts for women. Me: As long as the guys have to wear tight trousers. Sam: *blanches* Ok, ok. The dress code will be normal. Steven: What's this about Tayla in a mini skirt?!
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Steven: Ooh, nice legs. Sam: *loudly* Stop looking at my legs! Steven: No, no I was talking about Tayla. Sam: *even louder* Stop being such a peado!!!
--------------------------------------------------------- I'm humming EA's Gothic Lolita in English:
Sophie: What's that you're humming the death march? Steven: That's a big word for you isn't it? Sophie: What? Steven: Humming. You said humming. Sophie: And.. what's your point? Steven: It's a pretty big word for you. Sophie: I don't get it. Steven: You know what, just forget it! | |
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KellieBent Sheepherder
Number of posts : 16085 Age : 32 Location : Near Birmingham, England Favorite WT song : Caged Bless : Curse :
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:54 pm | |
| ^ Liam: 'Do I look too gay?' Me: 'For a gay bar? ' When Liam was putting his make up on to go to Nightingale, probably the most popular gay club in Birmingham. | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:32 pm | |
| ^ROFLMFAO! "Eat shit and die!" - Gears of War | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:53 pm | |
| Me and my dad talking about my Cockatoo, who gets overly excited when either of us holds her, and starts to pant My dad: "This is ridiculous, she's panting and I'm just holding her!" Me: "She must be deprived " My dad: "Must be" Me: "I know! We should get her some sex toys!" Both of us that the same time: "Vibrating perches!" Both: *stares* *dies laughing* Me: "Mom will not know about this one " My dad: "Hell no" *dies* | |
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Lady Draconian Converter
Number of posts : 8166 Age : 29 Location : UK Favorite WT song : Pale, Caged, Lost, Forgiven Bless : Curse : Real name : Tayla
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:03 am | |
| Sophie: My brother fanices you. Me: That's not even funny, don't say that. Chloe: Awww. Tuts loves you. Me: Shut up Chloe! Sophie: He says you have a nice arse. Some guys who works at the Dome: And he's not wrong.
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"You think you know me? You don't know shit. I've seen the world through your eyes and it makes me sick" ~ Ivan Moody | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:26 am | |
| ^ My friend Kat came over today, so I demanded her helpme figure out what to where when I went to see Devyn. Kat: "You should wear that mini skirt I gave you and some fishnets!" Me: " I'm gonna look like a slut! *runs to change into it* Kat: "But a pretty slut!" Me: *walks out in plaid mini skirt, white lace undershirt, and tight black button up* "I look like a freaking slut!" Kat: " I don't approve! You need to wear a long skirt and a baggy shirt!" Me: "O_O Why?!" Kat: "Because you look too sexy and I'm still bitter than you stole Devyn from me" *dies* Devyn: I've turned you into a non-lebsian, cock-and-lambert loving, fake-cock-and-boob-wrap-buying, fucky-stripper-and cock-cake-wanting mini-glambertized-Rynnes | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Mon May 03, 2010 11:10 pm | |
| Jane: The bastard broke up with you!! I was always afraid he would do that to you. Daria: No, I broke up with him Jane: You broke...You...you are the bastard? |
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Ktsunami Official Roast Master
Number of posts : 12942 Age : 29 Location : In A Nest Of Pirates Favorite WT song : Jane Doe Bless : Curse : Real name : Kayleigh
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat May 08, 2010 4:13 am | |
| Asher: ryan if you ever want to get your nips pierced ill do it with an icecube and a fishing rod. just tell me if you want Ryan: do u do dick piercings ?? Asher: no but i have some old needles i used to shoot up a while back. il can lend them to you
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat May 08, 2010 4:52 am | |
| It is incredible how men put a price on women by the size of a pair of balls of fat!!! |
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xut0piax Forsaken
Number of posts : 524 Age : 32 Location : Guernsey (Channel Islands) Favorite WT song : All Bless : Curse : Real name : Glen
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sun May 09, 2010 3:58 pm | |
| ''id rather die then not have my fans see me in high heels'' - Lady Gaga <33 | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Mon May 10, 2010 5:30 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Do you fucking know how much long distance call cost? Jeez Navi use your fucking head!
Link: Well I got this Puny Sword and Crappy Shield with this totally cool symbol on it. Can I go through now?
Link: (still has eyes closed tight, begins to throw things at Queen Gohma) Get away! (throws his sheild, a copy of "Kokiri Life" magazine, his lunch, and Navi all in the direction of the roars from Queen Gohma)
Now in Hyrule Field... Link: This is great! Look how big it is! Now we can- Voice from above: Link! Link: What? Who said that? …Is this God? Voice from above: Ummmmm……………..Yes. It's God. I'm here to tell you that you aren't going to heaven. Link: Ugh! Why not!? Voice from above: Um... your feet stink. *snicker snicker* Link: My feet stink!? What kind of reason is that!? Voice from above: Silence! I'm GOD! Link: Yes sir.
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Ktsunami Official Roast Master
Number of posts : 12942 Age : 29 Location : In A Nest Of Pirates Favorite WT song : Jane Doe Bless : Curse : Real name : Kayleigh
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Tue May 11, 2010 12:39 am | |
| "I will pretend I'm fine with no sex before marriage, but I will NOT pretend Creed is a good band"
~Daniel Tosh
YES.
"Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat May 29, 2010 9:44 pm | |
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Lady Draconian Converter
Number of posts : 8166 Age : 29 Location : UK Favorite WT song : Pale, Caged, Lost, Forgiven Bless : Curse : Real name : Tayla
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat May 29, 2010 10:07 pm | |
| Maria: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you" Me: "I love you too. What'd you here for?" Maria: "I just came to speak to you. I love what you're wearing... can I have your body?" Me: "In what way?" Maria: "In every way" ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sam K: "She's sweet, smart, cute, loyal and energetic. Tayla, I think I'm in love with her." Sam T: "Are you talking about your dog?" ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sam T is making a drum roll noise.... Sam K: "You know all this build up isn't going to lead to anything." Sam T: "That's what she said" The whole class: "Ooooohhhhh!!!" | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Mon May 31, 2010 4:18 am | |
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WTrocker Shaggermuffin
Number of posts : 11505 Age : 27 Location : Here! No, no, here! No, not there. Here! Favorite WT song : Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Fani
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Mon May 31, 2010 2:41 pm | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Mon May 31, 2010 9:20 pm | |
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HandOfSorrow Restless
Number of posts : 1389 Age : 29 Location : Germany Favorite WT song : Hand Of Sorrow,The Promise, A Demon's Fate, ITMOTN Bless : Curse : Real name : Luisa
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:20 pm | |
| Question: Why are you using only black make-up? Ville Valo: Because I'm so beautiful I don't need anything else. How right he is. | |
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Ktsunami Official Roast Master
Number of posts : 12942 Age : 29 Location : In A Nest Of Pirates Favorite WT song : Jane Doe Bless : Curse : Real name : Kayleigh
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:13 am | |
| Me: Who do you think's gonna die next. Dad: *ponders & snaps* Courtney Love. Me: I love you. | |
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NeonFishnets Queen of Hearts
Number of posts : 15111 Age : 31 Location : Colorado, USA Favorite WT song : Overcome Bless : Curse : Real name : Andy
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:17 am | |
| "Listen, lady. You need to treat your hostages better."
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From 'Clue', the movie:
"I'm a butler." "And what exactly to butlers do?" "We butle."
~~ "Husbands should be like kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." | |
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KellieBent Sheepherder
Number of posts : 16085 Age : 32 Location : Near Birmingham, England Favorite WT song : Caged Bless : Curse :
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:50 am | |
| Me and Karl talking about Roxy's gangsta life on Skype: [01:46:54] Kellie Bent says: They'd have the FBI on her in no time. [01:47:13] Karl says: She isn't American >_< [01:47:27] Kellie Bent says: Well whatever we have then. CIA. [01:47:34] Karl says: MI5? [01:47:46] Kellie Bent says: Oh.... [01:47:53] Karl says: CIA is still American XP [01:48:18] Kellie Bent says: I knew that >_< [01:48:44] Karl says: I'm sure See who got the brains? | |
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Ktsunami Official Roast Master
Number of posts : 12942 Age : 29 Location : In A Nest Of Pirates Favorite WT song : Jane Doe Bless : Curse : Real name : Kayleigh
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:55 am | |
| Just move over here. Give up being english. | |
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NeonFishnets Queen of Hearts
Number of posts : 15111 Age : 31 Location : Colorado, USA Favorite WT song : Overcome Bless : Curse : Real name : Andy
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:14 am | |
| That right there, made my day. Right next to getting a dress smothered in anchors. You poor, poor thing. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:47 pm | |
| "Why doesn't that angel have wings?" (referring to Sharon den Adel) |
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