The Hospital Game

And you inhale too much nail dust and choke


I'm dying my hair

And your lungs get infected by them chemicals

I'm writing in my diary...

And someone comes in, trying to steal it, and knifes you


I'm studying for my math test

and you stress out too much and burst like a blood vessel in your brain ...if its possible

im washing my dog

That is possible. It's called an aneurysm and they're -fatal-.

Your dog shakes, causing you to fall and hit your head.

I'm watching the Blues Brothers...

And suddenly the TV explodes..


I'm OD'ing on Mouth number

And it blows up in your face, causing brain damage

I'm listening to Nightwish

And you headbang so hard that you break your neck.

I'm on Tumblr

And a computer connection snaps and hits you in the eye, causing permanent blindness

I'm at a WT concert

And someone's lighter accidentally sets you on fire.

I'm watching Sweeney Todd

And your brain turns to mush because you watched it for too long.

I'm riding my bike

And you ride right off a cliff.

I'm eating Cheerios

...and you accidentally bite your finger clean off.


I'm doing homework.

And your pencil stabs you, apparently a possessed pencil.

I'm walking to school

You trip over a person's dog and crack your head open on the sidewalk.



I'm putting up WT posters.

You stab yourself with a thumbtack.

I'm getting ready for bed.

You trip over your pyjamas and fall.

I'm on a boat

and you get sea-sick

I'm waiting for surgery

And you die waiting.

I'm petting my cat

who tries to bite ear studs

I'm sitting in the waiting room in A & E bored

Suddenly an old person in a wheelchair runs you over whilst cackling like an evil witch.

I'm taking the bus to school

The bus crashes.

I'm shopping online.

And overmax the credit card

The nurse has tourettes.

And she smacks you in the face.

Your dog walks up to you

...humps your leg, and then procedes to maul you.



I'm watching TV.