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Ktsunami Official Roast Master
Number of posts : 12942 Age : 29 Location : In A Nest Of Pirates Favorite WT song : Jane Doe Bless : Curse : Real name : Kayleigh
| Subject: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:42 am | |
| Post them here... you know... when you can't cram them all into one signature. Winstion Churchill: If you're going through Hell keep going ____ John Dillinger: Never let them make you crawl ____ Amy: Given the choice I'd want to be inside Sharon as long as possible. ____ Andy: You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded. You're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, STUPID. You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and, frankly, you happen to be the most annoying being I have ever come across in my ENTIRE life. ____ George Carlin: Name 6 ways people are better than chickens...*pause* Nobody can do it! Cause chickens are decent people! ____ Kellie: All 3 of her can f**k off. ____ Tess McClain: I don't feel very giving until at least 12. ____ Sweets: Call me if Parker shows any signs of distress. Booth:...Like killing cats? Sweets: Uh...yeah. ____ Brennan: I don't want to be a sexy scientist. Booth: That's like me saying I don't wanna be a sexy FBI Agent. We can't change who we are! ____ Booth: Walk away if it's for yourself, but stand up and fight for someone else. ____ Jim: You're supposed to cut the OTHER side! ____ Cindy: SNAP CRACKLE AND POP! | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:30 am | |
| These are ALL from Immortal Technique's songs...my favs: (WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!)
The 4th Branch: -I break it down with critical language and spiritual anguish The Judas I hang with, the guilt of betraying Christ You murdered and stole his religion, and painting him white Translated in psychologically tainted philosophy Conservative political right wing, ideology Glued together sloppily, the blasphemy of a nation Got my back to the wall, cause I'm facin' assassination
Cause of Death: -You better watch what the fuck flies outta ya mouth Or I'ma hijack a plane and fly it into your house Burn your apartment with your family tied to the couch And slit your throat, so when you scream, only blood comes out
-The Devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th The New World Order was born on September 11
Creation and Destruction: -Fuck what you've been told My spiritual form became a swarm of molecule sickness Manifested liquid trapped inside a mountainous region Until the skies starting raining, continuous seasons Immortal Technique, at long last, reincarnated Undebateably reinstated to leave you decapitated Je suis fous, but my crazy words make sense
Crossing the Boundaries: -My dick is like my music, but harder to swallow
-And next time, I'm coming after 'cual quiera' profanity Fucking 'carajo maldita mierda' Roll up 'de hierva, y pasala, para la isquierda' Put the price up to listen to me pop shit 'Cause I got Martha Steward giving me stock tips Underground money with honeys up in the whip Bangbus.com, nigga fucking your bitch
Dance With the Devil: -The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked White, brown, yellow and black color is not restricted You have a self destructive destiny when you're inflicted And you'll be one of God's children that fell from the top There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never Because a dance with the devil might last you forever
-Beneath the surface, I'm over heating your receiving circuits By unleashing deeper verses than priests speak in churches What you preach is worthless Your worship defeat the purpose Like President Bush taking bullets for the Secret Service Beyond what ya'll fathom I shit on cats and jaw tap 'em Show no compassion like having a straight faced orgasm Tour jack 'em, have his half a ten bitch suck my friend's dick In the mean time, you can French kiss this clenched fist
-You mother fuckers are nothing You cannot harm me I'll resurrect every aborted baby and start an army Storm the planet hunting you down cuz I'm on a mission To split your body into a billion one-celled organisms
-I'm like time itself, I'm gunna kill you inevitably
-I'll sever your head diagonally for thinking of dissin' me And then ill use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy This puppet democracy, brain washed your psychology So you're nothing like diversity without equality And your crew is full of more faggots than Greek mythology Using numerology, to count the people I sent to Heaven Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7
-Your mind is empty and spacious Like the part of the brain the appreciated culture in a racist Face it, you too basic, you're never gunna make it Like children walking through Antarctica, butt naked
Dominant Species: -You better fucking remember that When you challenge a mother fucker like me Remember, I'm the dominant species
-I'm on the brink of insanity, between extreme intelligence and split personalities But I elevate to the point of reversing gravity Revolutionary conceptuality spitting out of me
-Lyrically I'm infinite like possibilities But you don't have the capability like infertility 'Cause opening your mouth to question my validity Is like trying to contradict the theory of relativity
Obnoxious: -And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote 'Cause if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke I choke your friends in front of you, to prove that you fallen off And you won't do shit about it, like the church during the holocaust Kalashnikov machine gun flow that I fire Obnoxious until they shoot me on the day I retire
Point of No Return: -This is the point from which I could never return And if I back down now then forever I burn This is the point from which I could never retreat Cause If I turn back now there can never be peace This is the point from which I will die and succeed Living the struggle, I know I'm alive when I bleed From now on it can never be the same as before Cause the place I'm from doesn't exist anymore
Positive Balance: -I jerk off inside books and give life to words Leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard (what?) I love when people think I'm psychologically disturbed Cause it means I overloaded their neurological nerves
Revolutionary: -My mission is to take you, lyrically break you Lyrically assassinate you Lyrically incinerate your body and recreate you To destroy the power that mentally incarcerates you
Speak Your Mind: -Every time I speak my mind I'm lyrically critical The pinnacle of being revolutionarily pivotal Beyond anything ever studied that's metaphysical
-You got heart? I'm the blood that pumps in your ventricles Technique, I'm like ya soul nigga.. indispensable | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:35 am | |
| ^ o_O jeez you have a horrible taste in music MWAHAH! I love Andy's its great I have so many >_< "I'll take it by force, my good looks, and my arms of ho's" - Mwah "Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby" - Amy Lee "Remember when you're halfway gone, you're still halfway here" - i dont remember "The silence isn't so bad, 'til I look at my hands a feel sad, cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly" - Vanilla Twilight by Owl City "Its understanding that you dont understand understanding" - Me, lol I'm so blonde. more eventually | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:10 am | |
| Heck no, Immortal Technique is the shit! This guy's a badass! | |
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Sweet Sorrow Ice Queen
Number of posts : 3094 Age : 33 Location : Kent, England Favorite WT song : Hand of Sorrow Bless : Curse : Real name : Matt
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:07 am | |
| ooh i love this thread already If we go on explaining we shall cease to understand one another. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known. Bertrand Russell If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. Peter Ustinov Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Douglas Adams [The World Wide Web is] the only thing I know of whose shortened form — www — takes three times longer to say than what it's short for Douglas Adams The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place. Douglas Adams The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. Douglas Adams I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Evelyn Beatrice Hall It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. Voltaire We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here. Richard Dawkins The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. Richard Dawkins There are so many more but ill stop there for today | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:06 pm | |
| ^deep shit right there, lol! Nice ones, I especially like the last two quotes! | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:45 pm | |
| My friend Brittany just said this to me: Keekee...I am straight, but I would happily do a girl if she was up for it...LMAO!! I'm an exibitionist xD I love it | |
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Lady Draconian Converter
Number of posts : 8166 Age : 29 Location : UK Favorite WT song : Pale, Caged, Lost, Forgiven Bless : Curse : Real name : Tayla
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:48 pm | |
| My favourite is this:
Georgia: One of my voice boxes just broke Vicky: What the fuck?! George: (between fits of laughter) And I just wet myself from one of my bladders | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:22 am | |
| "bless god and bless the gays" - Lady Gaga | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:40 am | |
| ^ :think again!!! | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:42 am | |
| Dude, I found another funny-ass quote from Twitter: " I'll lend you my attention, but it'll be at 0% interest." LMFAO!!! | |
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NeonFishnets Queen of Hearts
Number of posts : 15111 Age : 31 Location : Colorado, USA Favorite WT song : Overcome Bless : Curse : Real name : Andy
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:56 am | |
| "I just have to smack [the keyboard] a few times and they'll work. Just like all technology." ~Kellie | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:09 am | |
| ^Kellie said that? LOL! Funny AND true! | |
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Sweet Sorrow Ice Queen
Number of posts : 3094 Age : 33 Location : Kent, England Favorite WT song : Hand of Sorrow Bless : Curse : Real name : Matt
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:11 pm | |
| When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.' Death, in SANDMAN #20: "Façade"
One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye Susan. Goodbye my dear. William Hartnell - Playing the first doctor, Dotctor Who
.....Powerful, crush the lesser races, conquer the galaxy, unimaginable power UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING etc etc Sylvester McCoy - Playing the seventh Doctor, Doctor Who
General, you are listening to a machine. Do the world a favor and don't act like one. From the film Wargames
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? A computer on the subject of Nuclear war - Wargames | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:12 pm | |
| "I tried looking up another word for Butthurt but I can't find my TheSoreAss"LMFAO! | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:42 pm | |
| Me: "What's the plural of Moose?" Holly: "Uhhm... Meese?" Me: "Fail." | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:10 am | |
| ^LOL, that's funny! "FAIL"...LOL!This reminds me of a commercial I once saw from Ingles Sin Barreras: Person A: Como dises "Pollo" en Ingles? Person B: "Chicken!" Person A: Y como dises "Repollo" en Ingles? Person B: ..."re-chicken?" Person A: *While laughing* NO!!! So yeah, kind of the same thing. | |
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:19 am | |
| ^ I know, it was super funny XD HAHA like my neice and nephew Arianna: "Look! It's chicken!" Ayori: "No Nana, it's polla" Arianna: "No, nene, it's chicked." Ayori: "No, its pollo!" Me: "ITS CHICKEN POLLO AND POLLO CHICKEN! OKAY?!" | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
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FallenHalos What Have You Done?!
Number of posts : 6906 Age : 29 Location : Somewhere Favorite WT song : Our Farewell, Towards the End, Utopia, Caged Bless : Curse : Real name : Rynne
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:18 pm | |
| It certaintly did. *nods* yep yep. | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:26 am | |
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NeonFishnets Queen of Hearts
Number of posts : 15111 Age : 31 Location : Colorado, USA Favorite WT song : Overcome Bless : Curse : Real name : Andy
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KellieBent Sheepherder
Number of posts : 16085 Age : 32 Location : Near Birmingham, England Favorite WT song : Caged Bless : Curse :
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:07 pm | |
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BigBossWTF Ice Queen
Number of posts : 4931 Age : 35 Location : USA (California) Favorite WT song : All I Need
The Howling
Utopia
Memories Bless : Curse : Real name : Roberto A. Velasquez
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 pm | |
| All right, you 2 thought it was funny, awesome! Woot, I won't be hanging upside down from a tree no more, lol! See, told you it was fuckin hell-arious! | |
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