WT Worship (Ze Sheep!) bow down and be one of the flock

Dragana

axaxa...great idea! Very Happy

LeiaLeFey

a WT bible? awesomesauce...I want to help

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pray for me cause I have lost my faith in holy wars

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magnoly

Wow, a WT bible! That's the greatest idea, Andy!

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Set by Andy. Thank you!

Venia ad vitam aeternam
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis

**FallenHalos**

omg Andy that is Epic.

hehe i so want a copy Very Happy

"Thou shall not go without Listening to Sharon for more than (insert time frame here)"
"Apply WT lyrics to your everyday life"

Razz

I say instead of turnin to ol' holy bible, open thy WT bible (which should inclue all lyrics EVA in the back) and flip it to a random page. The lyrics shall give thee light. Very Happy

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BigBossWTF

Fuckin badass Andy! Can't wait for a Within Temptation Bible! Fangirl

The only difference between God's Bible and Within Temptation's Bible is that Within Temptation's is actually going to be interesting! Aha, woo-woot, I went there!

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Thanks ANDY!
"You better fucking remember that
When you challenge a mother fucker like me
Remember, I'm the dominant species"

"My mission is to take you, lyrically break you
Lyrically assassinate you
Lyrically incinerate your body and recreate you
To destroy the power that mentally incarcerates you"

Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans need to shut the fuck up!

**NeonFishnets**

I think I'm going to post it in installments. So, the first installment will be a letter from yours truly to non-sheep. And I will also post the Sheeply commandments.

Quote:

In the beginning, there was a Word,
and the Word was, "Enter"

-Jeroen, 13:7

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Dear soon-to-be-Sheep,

If you are reading this, you probably want to know all about the wonderful way of WithinTemptationism. Knowing this, your fellow sheep, in the name of the Heart of Everything, would like to invite you to learn about us.

We would like you to enjoy Mondays as the chosen holy day. And we would like you to dress in Their chosen dress: corsets on the women, buckles and chains on the men.

Before we explain more about this, however, let us tell you simply more about us.

What do we stand for?
-Everything Within Temptation stands for.

What are we against?
-Everything Within Temptation is against.

Pretty great, yes? Of course, it is not that simple, which is why we've created an entire booklet on them. Doesn't every religion have a book? The Jews have the Bible (The Old Testicle), the Christians have the Bible (The New Testicle), the Muslims have the Q-tip or whatever, the Jains have Fun With Dick and Jain, the Sufis have Sufis Up!, the Buddhists have the Bananapada, the Hindus have Ten Little Indians, the Wiccans have The Witches of Eastwick, and so on. If I were simply preaching on a street corner, you, dear sheep, would pass this off as another two-bit religion.

Go ahead, run to YouTube and try them out for size. If you don't like them after thirty days (ha!), go ahead and return them. Your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

Adel.

Andromeda Salamie
Guru

And then the commandments.

Quote:

Ten Commandments of Within Temptation

1. Thou shalt not worship false prophets, nor shalt thou worship art thieves of the one true Within Temptation. - Namely Katra and Forever Slave.

2. Thou shalt squeeith over all that is spoken from the mouths of the gods.

3. Thou shalt reference Within Temptation when thoust opportunities arise.

4. There is one set of gods, and they are called Sharon, Robert, Ruud, Jeroen, Martijn, and Stephen.

5. Thou shalt speak thy Dutch language when thou hast any chances.

6. Thou shalt share thy knowledge of thy happenings of thy gods with thoust fellow sheep.

7. Thou must spend thy spare time creating a shrine of Within Temptation.

8. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow sheep's merchandise, for there is no bad merchandise, only naughty sheep.

9. Thou shalt not steal from thy gods by way of Limewire or Full-Album-Download.com.

10. Thou shalt not anger sheep by shaveith.

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The Cuisinart of AVM
Are you scared to forgive?
Are you afraid to live? Are you afraid to die?
Do you think it's all a lie to live when you think you're dying?

**KellieBent**

OMS I love it Andy. The New Testicle

It's perfect.

Corsets on the women Thumbs Up

Adel

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Thank you Andy Smile

-On Cold Wings She's Coming- Miss.K.Bent

BigBossWTF

NeonFishnets wrote:

I think I'm going to post it in installments. So, the first installment will be a letter from yours truly to non-sheep. And I will also post the Sheeply commandments.

Quote:

In the beginning, there was a Word,
and the Word was, "Enter"

-Jeroen, 13:7

---

Dear soon-to-be-Sheep,

If you are reading this, you probably want to know all about the wonderful way of WithinTemptationism. Knowing this, your fellow sheep, in the name of the Heart of Everything, would like to invite you to learn about us.

We would like you to enjoy Mondays as the chosen holy day. And we would like you to dress in Their chosen dress: corsets on the women, buckles and chains on the men.

Before we explain more about this, however, let us tell you simply more about us.

What do we stand for?
-Everything Within Temptation stands for.

What are we against?
-Everything Within Temptation is against.

Pretty great, yes? Of course, it is not that simple, which is why we've created an entire booklet on them. Doesn't every religion have a book? The Jews have the Bible (The Old Testicle), the Christians have the Bible (The New Testicle), the Muslims have the Q-tip or whatever, the Jains have Fun With Dick and Jain, the Sufis have Sufis Up!, the Buddhists have the Bananapada, the Hindus have Ten Little Indians, the Wiccans have The Witches of Eastwick, and so on. If I were simply preaching on a street corner, you, dear sheep, would pass this off as another two-bit religion.

Go ahead, run to YouTube and try them out for size. If you don't like them after thirty days (ha!), go ahead and return them. Your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

Adel.

Andromeda Salamie
Guru

And then the commandments.

Quote:

Ten Commandments of Within Temptation

1. Thou shalt not worship false prophets, nor shalt thou worship art thieves of the one true Within Temptation. - Namely Katra and Forever Slave.

2. Thou shalt squeeith over all that is spoken from the mouths of the gods.

3. Thou shalt reference Within Temptation when thoust opportunities arise.

4. There is one set of gods, and they are called Sharon, Robert, Ruud, Jeroen, Martijn, and Stephen.

5. Thou shalt speak thy Dutch language when thou hast any chances.

6. Thou shalt share thy knowledge of thy happenings of thy gods with thoust fellow sheep.

7. Thou must spend thy spare time creating a shrine of Within Temptation.

8. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow sheep's merchandise, for there is no bad merchandise, only naughty sheep.

9. Thou shalt not steal from thy gods by way of Limewire or Full-Album-Download.com.

10. Thou shalt not anger sheep by shaveith.

First off, Andy, THAT is just fuckin amazing!
Second, "Old/New Testicle"...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO

And I'm ashamed to say this, but I've broken the 9th. Amendment before already, BUT I still buy those exact same songs that I've downloaded from Limewire from iTunes as well. The reason is because Limewire has it beforehand, but once iTunes has it, then I purchase it from there. I'm sorry...I'll go Confess myself and go Repent! (I've been a bad sheep) Sobbing

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Thanks ANDY!
"You better fucking remember that
When you challenge a mother fucker like me
Remember, I'm the dominant species"

"My mission is to take you, lyrically break you
Lyrically assassinate you
Lyrically incinerate your body and recreate you
To destroy the power that mentally incarcerates you"

Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans need to shut the fuck up!

**NeonFishnets**

Yes! Repent! Talk to pictures of Sharon.

She will most certainly forgive thee. Razz

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The Cuisinart of AVM
Are you scared to forgive?
Are you afraid to live? Are you afraid to die?
Do you think it's all a lie to live when you think you're dying?

BigBossWTF

Weeeee!...I mean, Ba-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Sheep in Love

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Thanks ANDY!
"You better fucking remember that
When you challenge a mother fucker like me
Remember, I'm the dominant species"

"My mission is to take you, lyrically break you
Lyrically assassinate you
Lyrically incinerate your body and recreate you
To destroy the power that mentally incarcerates you"

Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans need to shut the fuck up!

**KellieBent**

All that's done's forgiven

Jeroen is the first chapter Smile

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Thank you Andy Smile

-On Cold Wings She's Coming- Miss.K.Bent

**FallenHalos**

*is dying*

Oh my, Andy, I loveth it!! It's amazing

hehehe old/new testicle. That had me cracking up
*is still*

Hooray!Whats the next installment?

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**NeonFishnets**

Dunno yet.. still trying to figure that out.

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The Cuisinart of AVM
Are you scared to forgive?
Are you afraid to live? Are you afraid to die?
Do you think it's all a lie to live when you think you're dying?

BigBossWTF

So...is there going to be a "Revelations" as well!? Suspect

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Thanks ANDY!
"You better fucking remember that
When you challenge a mother fucker like me
Remember, I'm the dominant species"

"My mission is to take you, lyrically break you
Lyrically assassinate you
Lyrically incinerate your body and recreate you
To destroy the power that mentally incarcerates you"

Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans need to shut the fuck up!

**NeonFishnets**

I don't know. I'm kind of just playing it by ear. I've never even read the -Christian- bible.

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The Cuisinart of AVM
Are you scared to forgive?
Are you afraid to live? Are you afraid to die?
Do you think it's all a lie to live when you think you're dying?

BigBossWTF

LOL, never mind then! Believe it or not I used to be Christian, or I think I am, but then again, I'm not. But I don't consider myself a Christian because I stopped going to church about 8 years ago, stopped reading the Bible, stopped praying, and stopped doing all that kind of stuff. I do, though, believe there's a "God", but I honestly think it's literally a waste of time AND life to try to figure out what our purpose is on this Earth (according to God), or to "follow" the Bible. I'm just not going to waste my time like that. I think, that personally, believing that there's a "God" up there, is good enough for me. So that's why I don't consider myself a Christian because I believe that will only make me into a hypocrite. I mean, if there is a "God", then why not just show Himself to everyone in this world, once and for all, just to clear everything up and free our doubts. So...I guess my whole point with this is, that I've actually read the Bible before
(Read the first 5 chapters of the Old Testament, skipped the rest of the chapters that followed -because I thought they were boring-, then read the first 3 chapters of the New Testament, then skipped ALL the rest of the chapters except for the last one, Revelations, which is the most interesting one only because it talks about the Apocalypse) So yeah...

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Thanks ANDY!
"You better fucking remember that
When you challenge a mother fucker like me
Remember, I'm the dominant species"

"My mission is to take you, lyrically break you
Lyrically assassinate you
Lyrically incinerate your body and recreate you
To destroy the power that mentally incarcerates you"

Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans need to shut the fuck up!

Sweet Sorrow

Reminds me of writting a parody of hte bible for lemmings *long story* ooh and you forgot teh jedi in you religion comments and holy books think they need a mention being something like hte 7th largest religion in england and us Wink

edit: rob the book of revelations is the best book in the bible *iv read the whole bible 3 or 4 times when iv gone on holiday and fogotten to take a book*

other than that i found it highly ammusing

edit of my edit: dont forget to be a proper holy book to contredicte yourself at least twice per book Wink

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*Your own imagination is the limit of the challenge*

Lifes greatest gift is the power to create a life for others

**WTrocker**

IOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS GOING TO SAY WE NEED A WT RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ANDY YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!!!!!

I know where we can post this!!!! Because I'm a proud Helenaist, I found this Wiki site that only talks about religion. Helena's has this you need to worship, places you need to go to worship her etc.

http://religion.wikia.com/wiki/Helenaism

here are some things( Everything actually, lol) that Helena's religion has. We can do somewhat the same thing ^-^

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Thank you Andy!

Tayla, my wifett xxx

XxfrozenbutterflyxX

Andy you are truly a prophet!

I love the WT bible!I hope for new chapters soon!

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Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine,
et lux perpetua luceat eis

**ice-queen**

Andy that's brilliant!!! In Love

I didn't know Helenaism existed! I shall have a look Very Happy

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