WT Worship (Ze Sheep!) bow down and be one of the flock

Yay! Thank you. I'm so happy to be a WT Sheep!

*sniffs*


What about mwah?

^ We're all WT sheep.

Look at my new pencil case!!!!

Can i be a sheep too? *jumpsaround* can i?can i? pleaaaaaaaaase ^^

COOOOOL!!!! KELLIE, I WANT ONE!!!!

@Dragana: Of course you can!

thanks!

Aww, I love the sheep pencil case, Kellie! I need to get myself some more sheep items as well.

definitely ^^ me wants the sheep pencil case ^^

btw....

http://www.hotref.com/category/062409/pink-toy-sheep-design-candle-favors_8156_r.jpg

this is cute ^^

Awww, I want some sheep things

Aww,the pencilbox is so cute

I have a sheep.I used it as a toy for my schoolbag

Psst! Can I let you guys in on a secret?

I'm working on a WithinTemptationism bible. It will be teh epic.

OMS I want one! What will be the 10 WTism commandments?

Still writing them I actually still need to think of all of them. Oh well, it'll come to me. I just need to hear the voice of Sharon <3

cool
can we,as the members of the forum,get a free copy?

Lol. Of course. It's only gonna be typed up online, and probably printed out on Astroparch so I can store it inside the other WT bible.

axaxa...great idea!

a WT bible? awesomesauce...I want to help

Wow, a WT bible! That's the greatest idea, Andy!

omg Andy that is Epic.

hehe i so want a copy
"Thou shall not go without Listening to Sharon for more than (insert time frame here)"
"Apply WT lyrics to your everyday life"


I say instead of turnin to ol' holy bible, open thy WT bible (which should inclue all lyrics EVA in the back) and flip it to a random page. The lyrics shall give thee light.

Fuckin badass Andy! Can't wait for a Within Temptation Bible!
The only difference between God's Bible and Within Temptation's Bible is that Within Temptation's is actually going to be interesting! Aha, woo-woot, I went there!

I think I'm going to post it in installments. So, the first installment will be a letter from yours truly to non-sheep. And I will also post the Sheeply commandments.



And then the commandments.

OMS I love it Andy. The New Testicle It's perfect.

Corsets on the women

Adel

NeonFishnets wrote:

I think I'm going to post it in installments. So, the first installment will be a letter from yours truly to non-sheep. And I will also post the Sheeply commandments.

Quote :

In the beginning, there was a Word,
and the Word was, "Enter"

-Jeroen, 13:7


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Dear soon-to-be-Sheep,

If you are reading this, you probably want to know all about the wonderful way of WithinTemptationism. Knowing this, your fellow sheep, in the name of the Heart of Everything, would like to invite you to learn about us.

We would like you to enjoy Mondays as the chosen holy day. And we would like you to dress in Their chosen dress: corsets on the women, buckles and chains on the men.

Before we explain more about this, however, let us tell you simply more about us.

What do we stand for?
-Everything Within Temptation stands for.

What are we against?
-Everything Within Temptation is against.

Pretty great, yes? Of course, it is not that simple, which is why we've created an entire booklet on them. Doesn't every religion have a book? The Jews have the Bible (The Old Testicle), the Christians have the Bible (The New Testicle), the Muslims have the Q-tip or whatever, the Jains have Fun With Dick and Jain, the Sufis have Sufis Up!, the Buddhists have the Bananapada, the Hindus have Ten Little Indians, the Wiccans have The Witches of Eastwick, and so on. If I were simply preaching on a street corner, you, dear sheep, would pass this off as another two-bit religion.

Go ahead, run to YouTube and try them out for size. If you don't like them after thirty days (ha!), go ahead and return them. Your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

Adel.

Andromeda Salamie
Guru

And then the commandments.

Quote :

Ten Commandments of Within Temptation

1. Thou shalt not worship false prophets, nor shalt thou worship art thieves of the one true Within Temptation. - Namely Katra and Forever Slave.

2. Thou shalt squeeith over all that is spoken from the mouths of the gods.

3. Thou shalt reference Within Temptation when thoust opportunities arise.

4. There is one set of gods, and they are called Sharon, Robert, Ruud, Jeroen, Martijn, and Stephen.

5. Thou shalt speak thy Dutch language when thou hast any chances.

6. Thou shalt share thy knowledge of thy happenings of thy gods with thoust fellow sheep.

7. Thou must spend thy spare time creating a shrine of Within Temptation.

8. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow sheep's merchandise, for there is no bad merchandise, only naughty sheep.

9. Thou shalt not steal from thy gods by way of Limewire or Full-Album-Download.com.

10. Thou shalt not anger sheep by shaveith.

First off, Andy, THAT is just fuckin amazing!
Second, "Old/New Testicle"...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO
And I'm ashamed to say this, but I've broken the 9th. Amendment before already, BUT I still buy those exact same songs that I've downloaded from Limewire from iTunes as well. The reason is because Limewire has it beforehand, but once iTunes has it, then I purchase it from there. I'm sorry...I'll go Confess myself and go Repent! (I've been a bad sheep)

Yes! Repent! Talk to pictures of Sharon.

She will most certainly forgive thee.

Weeeee!...I mean, Ba-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!