All About Sharon

I'd be disappointed if you didn't

Excellent! I'll grab the burlap sacks and dutch apple pie so they can snack while being stolen.

OMG SACKS!!!!!

BURLAP SACKS<33333

Good plan XD I was just going to stick with the ole fashion NET.

*Creeps up behind Sharon....* MINE NOW!!!!

Oh wait that was a streetlite. *headdesk*

xD xD xD

We could just pull them off stage with canes during a performance. How many people would THAT piss off? xD

OMG I JUST DIED LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF THAT.

Only if we use candy canes though...cuz those are tasty And then we'd have to hide them in our top hats just to stay in the general tone of the evening. AND RUN LIKE ALL HELL

Exactly. It'll be perfect.

But why make her work on her birthday? I just thought of that. Maybe we steal her favorite artists like Kate Bush and stuff

Oh yeah. That was rather selfish of me *facepalm*

If we throw her the BESTEST PARTY EVA she'll have to love us. Then ewe won't even have ot kidnap her.

EVEN BETTER SCHEME

BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Yes!

It'll be incredible

*Ties her hopes to a hot air balloon and watch as they go WAAAAAAAAAY UP*

We're going to need epic amounts of dutch apple pie and tacos.

Why tacos you ask....cuz tacos are pwnge.

They are pwnage. SHAZAMM!!!

For sure.

And I'm sure they enjoy tacos immensely.

If they don't I'd have to cry and take it upon myself to MAKE THEM THE PERFECT TACO!!!!! *Throws on her chef's hat and grabs the rogue tomato*

Wonderful! We'll give them tacos and dutch apple pie and they'll nom on it as we bring them back to the US

Because we all know NYC is the best place to party.

WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO!!!!!

We have PWNTASTIC PIZZA<3333

That, you do.

Maybe Chicago instead. I've always wanted to go there. The only time I've ever been to Chicago was on a layover on a flight to New York.

I'll send my COCONUTS OF DOOM to kidnap you over here and you can stay in my palm tree garden, which saldy is a VERY seasonal thing. Actually I have an inflatable palm tree...which i can't wait to bring to the beach so i can be like OMG WHO SAID PALM TREES DON'T GROW IN ILLINOIS!!!! Then a fork will blow by and stab it so it deflates and I'm like EARTHQUAKE. Then I remember I'm at a beach and go swimming...

I've never to New York....or a layover flight. I fear flying like I fear the cracks on the pavement....

Wow.

I never thought I'd ever read anything like that xD

That's why you don't do drugs, kiddies

I actually went to the beach though....no palm trees

Sad day. But we're getting off topic.



Stupid question:
Do any of you know if Sharon has siblings? Or what her religion is?

I have no idea i've been wondering the same thing.

NeonFishnets wrote:

Sad day. But we're getting off topic.



Stupid question:
Do any of you know if Sharon has siblings? Or what her religion is?

She's obiviously a Christian.

how is it obvious?

Oh, right. Gothic Christmas, The Cross...makes sense. I just got so confused with all the religious jewelry in photoshoots for THoE

I was so hoping someone would ask...

Exhibit A:
('tis a cross after all)

Exhibit B:
Song lyrics....

Quote :

Pray with me so I will find the gate to Heaven's door

TTBTR
Pretty much a fundmental belief of Christians. If you pray you will go to to heaven. Notice that's it's Heaven, not paradise or the afterlife.

Quote :

Sanctus Espiritus redeem us from our solemn hour

OSH
Sanctus epirittus is holy spirit, a solemn hour could refer to many things in Christian doctorine. I'll find linkage to specific examples.

Quote :

Have to fight cause in the end I know it's worthwhile

Pale
More innuendo to Heaven and an eternal afterlife in which you will be rewarded.

Quote :

Even Judas knew he had lied

The Cross
Reference to the Bible.

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Seeing as she helped write these I can't imagine her not being the slightest bit Christian.

...Got it.

You're welcome