The Hospital Game

So I just saw this game on another forum and it cracked me up so I thought I'd post it here.

Basically, someone starts by saying something they could be doing. Ex: "I'm talking on the phone"

the next poster replied with a reason they're in the hospital. Ex: "You're in the hospital because lightning struck you down while on the phone"
Then they post something new that they could be doing.

It's supposed to be ridiculously crazy SO. I start

I'm walking outside

And a cargo lorry spills it's contents of soapbars onto you.

I'm in the bath...

OUCH!

And your hairdryer fell in while it was on


I'm walking my dog

And a cat attacks your foot.

I'm ironing the clothes...

And you burned off all the flesh on your pinky finger


I'm sampling wine

And you choke on a bug that fell into the bottle/glass.

I'm listening to Emilie Autumn...

EEEW!!

And an escaped inmate heard and tied you up and dropped you down a well so he could have your music


I'm sitting in my kitchen

And a trout jump out from the fridge, slaps you and you get frost bite.

I'm spraying perfume...

And too much of it got in your eye, causing you to go blind


I'm typing on my computer

And you get an electric shock.

I'm hoovering the rug...

And the vacuum spontaneously combusts.

I'm texting a friend.

And the radioactive waves turn your brain to mush



I'm relaxing

And the floor collapses.

I'm on facebook...

And your computer explodes



I'm eating a quesadilla

and you choke.

I'm walking down the street...

And you trip over a crack and break your funny bone.


I'm waiting to go out

But the acid rain melts my skin

I'm eating cookies...

And one was poisoned



I'm chatting on AIM

And your desk lamp falls and hits your head

I'm betting with Miriam...

OW!


And you lose the bet and get eaten by sea monkeys!



I'm eating food

And Zues wants some but you refuse... so he gets pissed off and...

I'm dancing

And you trip and fracture your spleen Which I don't think is possible


I'm bored

You can rupture your spleen but not fracture it

So... you decide to play on the computer but you knock over you cup of water and zap!!

I'm eating a sandwich...

Oh okay


And you don't realize someone put a wasp in it... and... O_O


I'm dancing around...

and you trip over some random guys foot so he beats you up

im filing my nails