The Hospital Game

Somehow you manage to get one of those brooms in the face.

I'm writing in my journal.

You accidentally stab yourself with a pencil

I'm ordering yet another CD online

A hand suddenly reaches out of the computer screen and strangles you, like in the Mother Maiden video.

I'm texting Hayley.

^

Suddenly your phone blows up because I used voodoo on it And you get scarred. Permanently. Mwahahaha

I'm backtalking a teacher

He/she hits you and breaks your nose (and is subsequently fired, if that makes you feel any better).

I'm updating my dream diary.

Your dreams turn on you and you start attacking your head, only to get a severe concussion!

I'm reading a book

You get a serious paper cut and need stitches.

I'm practising guitar.

Your fingers begin to bleed uncontrollably and you require medical attention.

I'm texting Rei

You get serious carpel tunnel and can no longer move your hands.

I'm getting ready to go out.

You trip over something in your room and break your ankle.

I'm taking a walk

You get mauled by a strange dog in the park.

I'm drawing a portrait.

You accidently stab yourself with a colored pencil.

I'm daydreaming

While walking, and you stumble into traffic unknowingly.

I'm Facebook-stalking.

Suddenly Mark Zuckerburg jumps out of your computer and attacks you

I'm listening to Adele

The volume is much too loud and you damage your eardrums.

I'm taking Tylenol.

Turns out you accidently took rat poison cleverly disguised as Tylenol and you pass out.

I'm daydreaming about someone

And forget that you were cooking something, resulting in a small kitchen fire and some burns.

I'm chewing gum.

You accidently choke on it.

I'm typing an essay

Serious carpel tunnel results.

I'm trying on clothes.

You get stabbed in the ribs by one of those stupid, pointless pins in a random spot of the shirt. D:

I'm creating a forum banner in Photoshop!

The computer malfunctions and you attempt to fix it, causing you to suffer a serious shock.

I'm cleaning my room.

You see a bug, scream, pass out, and hit your head, resuliting in a concussion.

I'm watching YT videos

You headdesk at the stupidity of the people commenting and give yourself a serious head injury.

I'm listening to WT.

You headbang so much to Iron, the blood rushes to your head, causing you to feel dizzy and also causing you to run into a wall...

^ And what are you doing?