The Hospital Game

You cry yourself to sleep and almost drown in a puddle of your own tears.


I'm in Biology class.

Suddenly the 'dead' corpse you are disecting comes alive and eats you

I'm in gym class

You are hit by a football and the impact bruises your diaphragm.

I'm training to be a ninja.

You kick yourself in the face accidentally and your eyeball falls out.

I'm ballroom dancing (HA!)

Your partner steps on your foot and breaks it.

I'm chatting with friends.

That one grumpy friend punches you in the face, knocking you unconcious.

Gonna go ahead and restart this: I'm listening to The Unforgiving.

You die due to being overwhelmed by awesomeness.

I'm at the library

You find a packet of some mysterious powder inside an old book, then accidentally inhale some, landing you in the emergency room. (Imagine what you will what the powder was.)

I'm making a card for someone.

Suddenly you get a papercut and bleed to death. And then Mother Maiden saves you but you get killed by Sinead because she LOVES blood! (I've got a colourful imagination...)

^ And what are you doing?

Ah shit. Forgot XD

I'm watching The Unforgiving DVD

Sinead comes out of the TV and attempts to murder you!

I'm jumping around to A Demon's Fate.

^

The floor suddenly caves in and you wind up in a coma in the hospital.

I'm dancing to Sinead

You get lost in the music and dance so hard that you somehow manage to dislocate your shoulder.

I'm procrastinating doing schoolwork.

Your teacher finds out and beats you up, and even when your teacher gets killed by Sinead, you're still in the hospital with a concussion :O

I'm creeping the forums

You stare at the computer so long, you get severe eye strain that impairs your sight, causing you to need laser eye surgery.

I'm practising guitar.

You don't realize that somebody put spikes on the strings, and you impale your fingers so severely they must be brutally amputated

I'm playing the piano

You press a key that triggers a bomb inside the piano and KABOOM!

I'm reading manga.

^

The characters suddenly come to life in your head, causing you to hear voices and knock yourself unconcious trying to shut them up.

I'm playing badminton

Your partner whacks you in the face with her racket by accident and breaks your nose. (Semi-true story. Happened to me, only my nose didn't actually break. Hurt, though.)

I'm eating chocolate.

when it gives you a serious dose of the runs

I'm drinking Cola Cola Zero

Turns out they were lying about the whole zero calories thing, you bloat like a dead fish and explode!

I'm researching for my science project

which results in you ending up in a sewer

I'm in a forest with friends

You get bitten by a snake.

I'm taking a shower.