The Hospital Game

who slaps you hard

I'm on my bed playing my murder game

The game comes to life and murders you

I'm watching TV

At which point you get sucked into the TV, which happens to be on a crime show, and you get shot and rushed to an in-show hospital!

I'm drawing.

You miss the paper and skewer your hand with the pencil.



I'm buying clothes at the store.

Another patron accidentally knocks down the entire shelf of clothing, burying you alive!

I'm making a corset pattern (I wish...)

^I'VE DONE THAT. I've cut out the pieces, I just haven't got to the sewing part.


As you are measuring yourself, you trip on one end of the tape and bash your head in on your table.



I'm driving to school.

A gigantic black crow flies into your window and you crash into a power pole.

I'm walking to school

^Yeah! I was hoping for something creative.


A giant anvil mysteriously falls from the sky and lands on your head.




I'm playing with my super adorable dwarf kitten.

You're in the hospital because it tried to gnaw your face off.

I'm sitting in my room in the dark.

You trip over a knife that you had under your bed to murder all WT-haters with and slice your face open instead

I'm partying with Sharon (Oh, I wish!!!)

You have a heart attack from excitement.

I'm cleaning my room.

You trip over Ruud who is conveniently laying on your floor and sprain your ankle (Haha!).

Quite creative.

What's the next thing going to be, then?

Ruud invites you to a join a prank war

I'm listening to a band from Norway

Hehe, whoops! Got caught up in the moment. Forgot to put another.

Suddenly the bass cranks itself up and you hear nothing but Norwegian lyrics going through your head for the next 2 years

Then you find some ammo and a gun

I'm smirking at Horatio

And he shoots you in the face through the TV

I'm listening to WT again

You are electrocuted by your headphones.



I'm out camping.

And a bear that has been possessed by Katra attacks you. Then Sharon comes and saves you but shortly after you are hit by a car

I'm fantasizing about meeting Sharon (OMS I am absolutely and hopelessly obsessed!)

Which turns to be a great time until Ruud starts hitting on you

I'm talking with Peter Andre ( I met him in Dec last year )

And suddenly you collapse for an unknown reason.

I'm burning a CD

which sends a huge spark to the carpet and is alight

I'm playing a song called Pikkuveli

Suddenly a bolt of lightning flashes and electrocutes you through your headphones

I'm petting my cat

who turns on you

I'm shooting a target at a shooting range in Miami

The bullet hits the target, but turns around and hits you.

I'm being all depressed