The Hospital Game

You slip and crack your head open.

I'm installing an app on my sister's iPod

She gets mad about it and punches you in the face.

I'm getting ready for bed.

Your pyjamas are the silky kind that slip alot, so you slip on them and knock yourself out

I'm listening to Faster

You accidentally hit your head on the desk while headbanging and get a concussion.

I'm putting music on my mp3.

Your computer suddenly overloads and blows up, leaving you scarred everywhere.

I'm petting a pretty kitty

It suddenly goes berserk and attacks you, leaving you with bite and scratch wounds everywhere.

I'm texting a friend.

Your fingers break cleanly in half from frantically texting.

I'm listening to Tori Amos

when suddenly the song stops playing

I'm making a music video in a recording studio with friends

The microphone's connection suddenly snaps, and hits you in the eye, causing irreparable blindness.

I'm talking to a friend on the phone

then the phone blows up

At a gig for Broken Social Scene

Some crazy fan tramples you in an attempt to get to the front.

I'm reading Hamlet.

which mentions WT in some parts and disappears

I'm reading the lyrics in the Mother Earth album

Suddenly an evil alter ego of Sharon appears and you're so frightened you pass out, hitting your head on your desk on the way down

I'm rocking out to Ice Queen

You are overwhelmed by its awesomeness and pass out.

I'm doing English work.

You turn on WT but Sharon's voice overwhelms you, and you die of happiness

I'm placing an order for more WT CDs

when you discover that you dont have any money to pay for them

I'm in the x-ray room

The x-ray blows up and leaves you permanently scarred on your face forever.

I'm drinking lemonade

when it doesnt taste like lemonade at all and it makes you sick

I'm at Lauri's house in Helsinki

Without him knowing, and security guards beat you to a pulp upon finding you.

I'm drinking Ramune.

Which has some illegal drugs in it

I'm listening to Swedish band Caralola with the volume up full blast

Your speakers blow up and throw little pieces at you.

I'm installing my new internet

Your computer does not like this and blows up in your face.

I'm on the phone.

Your phone does not like this, it wants to sleep. So it breaks your eardrums with a loud noise, leaving you semi-deaf.

I'm catching up on emails

Suddenly lightning hits and the computer gives you a serious shock.

I'm shopping for a dress.

You get trapped inside the dress because it's wayyy too tight, have a panic attack, and pass out.

I'm checking out the curling game