The Hospital Game

and a watching a horror movie

I'm sticking up posters.

And a thumbtack attacks you and kills you

I'm watching Black Symphony

then you faint at the end

I'm watching Live Letters

And you get a papercut.

I'm listening to music

and the song freaks you out

I'm drooling over Lauri

And you drool all over your keyboard, causing electrical shock.

I'm watching Desperate Housewives

and you start to drool over Carlos

I'm playing a song called Kesa - 95

And your headphones let out a loud burst of noise, temporarily deafening you.

I'm riding a bike

which goes over a cliff

I'm making banners of Lauri.

You develop severe carpel tunnel.

I'm on YouTube.

You break your finger clicking the like gutton too many times.



I'm eating lunch.

and it starts to mess up

I'm drinking Blackcurrant Ribena

Only to find out someone put a tiny grenade in it, which later explodes inside you!

I'm playing the piano

which blows up on you when you press the wrong note

I'm in a music studio

You stand to close to a speaker and the sound shatters your eardrums.


I'm at the swimming pool.

when you faint and land in the water on your back

I'm drawing a sketch of Martin

And you poke yourself in the eye with a pencil.

I'm listening to Emilie Autumn

whose voice turns into a man

I'm spinning on my chair

And your chair breaks.

I'm walking my dog

who decides to poop on your new shoes

I'm watching The Simpsons

You get angry at the show and smash your head through the TV set.



I'm in gym class.

And you trip over some fat kid's leg and break your nose after landing on it.

I'm riding a horse

It bucks you off, tramples you, and then sits on your face.



I'm on a rollercoaster.

which breaks down at the top

I'm on MSN

And the computer blows up in your face.

I'm hanging out with my friend