Favorite Quotes

Well I straight up disrespect the chem teacher. He'll ask if anyone's paying attention and I'll go, "No."

My english teacher has no humor... Brittany asked me what I wanted for my bday the other day and without think I said something like, "Three shots of patron, a vacation to Huntington beach and a preferably naked M. Shadows." Mrs. Pohlner was RIGHT behind me. Oh my god... I thought she was going to strangle me. :XD

^OMG, hahahaha! May your birthday wish come true then!

Does anyone get this?

Me: "Welcome"

Holly: "What?"

Me: "Come on my Well"

Holly: "Who's Manwell?"


Blonde moment

Don't worry, you lost me after the word "Does"...LOOOOOL!!!

^ What? o_O

"STOP right there bucko!"

[wftalk] Wedgely: 'I'm gonna start calling dinner coffee, if I say it enough itll catch on'

Mox: Ed Reed's the best!
Nick: At fumbling.
Mox: He's a safety what the fuck did YOU expect?

Britt: Um, if you get kicked out of your house tonight... Can you call me and give me a 15 minute warning before you get here so I can deal with my mom's freak out before you move in?

Holly: "If I could squeal right now, I would!"

Me: 'Do we have casino's in England?'
*Haz and Mark die laughing*
Mark: 'Kellie, somewhere in the world is a man looking for you with a big net and a tranquilizer gun.'

About some 40 year old housewife's nipples on one of those call in porn chat lines.
Mark: 'It's like one's looking at you and the other one's trying to find you'

HAHA. omg tonight was quote central

Me: "Thats Elton John"
Holly: "I don't like his voice. but its cool that he's gay!"

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Me: "WTF?! ALICE COOPER IS A GUY?!"
Devyn: "Please tell me you're kidding."

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Me: "WHAT?! STEVIE NICKS IS A GIRL?!"
Devyn: "OMG YOU'RE NOT THAT SLOW!"
...
Me: "Stevie Nicks is a girl?!?!"
Kayleigh: "XD you're funny"
Me: "I thought it was a black dude!"
Kayleigh: "That's Stevie wonder"

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Kayleigh: "You live in a cave"

Dad: We did this job when I was in printfinishing which ammounted to a Gay sex how to guide, the women refused to do it becasue it was so graphic made me feel sick seeing 1000 dongs go past an hour.
Me: 1000 dong an hour is good if you happen to live in Vietnam

Mom: How many more holes could you want?!
Me: My belly button and my nose.
Dad: You're NOT getting your nose.
Mom: She's going to no matter what we say. *sigh*
Me: And just how are you going to stop me? Superglue kevlar to my nose?

Me: I wanna go to College Park!
Mom: That's great, but its got a reputation.
Me: I know.
Mom: It's a party school.
Me: That's why I'm going.
Mom: Figures.

Me: *yells at my dad* "Get me some pain killers"
My Dad: "For what?"
Me: "Cramps and headache"
My Dad: "Is someone PMS'ing?"
Me: *glare*
My Dad: *backs away* "I Guess so."


Don't mess with the bitch.

Jonathon Ross: What Kind of drunk are you?
Johnny Depp: Constant.

Had to share this

A friend: Yep, we're fucked up.
Me: HAAHAHA
friend:: Seriously. I mean, one second we're like..
>_< >_< >_< AGH.
and then the next second it's like
O_O PORN!

English lessons

Steven: "Tubby, tubby! OI! TUBBY!"
Sam K: "Seriously stop calling me that now"
Steven: "Whatever you say Tubby"
Sam K: "I'm not fat!!"
Me: *mutters* "He just hides it well"
Steven: "High five" *high fives*
Sam K: "You know what. You two are as bad as each other! Steven just keeps going and going and going and going, you have to hit him to make him stop!"
Me and Wickens laugh hysterically.
Me: "I very much like the sound of that"
Steven: "I need me a good spanking"

I think he's hinting a little too much

"If history wants to repeat itself, it has to go through me."

Quote :

If you don't like how I drive, Call to 01-800-EATSHIT

Saw that on a car while returning from school

Beyonce - '' You know GaGa trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if its broke''
GaGa - '' But you can still see the crack in that motherfuckers reflection'' lmfao omg i love her <33

Was sure if that was a quote but o well

^ LMFAO! I WAS JUST GONNA QUOTE THAT!

Andy (talking to Kay): So, what do you think? Shithead, Asshole, or Roberto?
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Kiwi: I'm actually a six-foot-tall black man named Molly.
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"My Marine can pick off your honor student at 500 yards."

^Let me see if I got this right. You just called me an asshole and a shit head, right? Did I do/say something? O_o

They were coming up with names for Andy's new sheep Dont worry.

HAHAHA ANDY! He did! WE WERE RIGHT!