Favorite Quotes

The second one made me twitch a little.

yes, its been proven that I can't dye my natural blondeness xD


... you're twitching for the right reasons Twin *goes to hide and giggle*

hahahhahahaaha deep down we all have blond roots

Twinky: And wait... how can you do that? Are you a hermaphrodite? o.0

again.

Twinky: Why would you strap it on. Clearly if you're lesbians the other likes you cause you don't have a dick. DARE YOU TWO LAUGHING AT ME?

Me: FUCK that!
Mom: Uhhh..you-
Me: That ref should just walk over to John Harbaugh and say, "Bend over".
Mom & dad: *hysterical laughter*

Creepy neighbor: I'd root for the Taliban before I root for the Steelers.

^Aha-haha! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

..."and you're going to take it and like it!"

Unicorns house assembly.

Mr Snell "Giving is easy but recieving is harder and really uncomfortable"

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"Was du mochst essen?" (What would you like to eat?)
Someone shouts out:
"Diene mutter!" (Your mom)

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"Urrggghh! Her Voice is worse than Paris Hilton's!"
"She's obviously sucked more than 50 dicks"

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Luke and my English teacher always have weird conversations:

"Look miss free willy!!"
"Put it away!"
"No I meant that book"

--- 20 mins later

"Look miss free willy!!"
"You just pointed that out."
"No seriously look!"

To everyone's amusment and horror Luke start's running around in his pants shouting "free lancing for the win".

^Funny ass shit!!!

How can it be too small its 68 fucking metres wide!!

*the manager of Genesis on the subject of them beleiveing their stage was too small*

"Don't say goodbye. Goodbye means you're leaving" - Holly.

If a key opens a lot of locks, then it's a master key. But when a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a shitty lock... think about it. ~ William Benjamin Sharrin

Twin: You need glasses.
Me: I'M WEARING THEM RIGHT NOW.

Brittany: I'll have a megabite!
Me: Fuck that dude, you'll practically be vampiric!

^That reminds me of last week when my bro and I were eating Chinese food at some buffet:

Me: Fuck dude, I'm full!
Bro: Yeah dude, me too. I'm HELLA full!
*not even a second later*
Bro: I wonder what they have for dessert?
Me: Fuck it dude, let's get some!
Bro: Ok!

Sounds like me and my bro. Every sentence involves "fuck" "dude" and something about food.

^LOL!
My most used words ever, are like "fuck", "dude", "like", "shit", "that's what she said", "god", "seriously", "WTF", "stuff", "thingymajigger", "what", "so yeah, about that..." and I don't know what else!

I dont think I have ever ever ever said the word 'dude'. I only ever hear you lot on here say it

It's an American thing. Like rubber is a British thing.

^^Dude, really!?
Also, another word I use a lot is "you know"

KellieBent wrote:

I dont think I have ever ever ever said the word 'dude'. I only ever hear you lot on here say it

lmao! XDD
everyone in my class says dude to a point where the teachers have started handing out notices (if you get 4 you get a detention or if its for missing homework 2 in a week is a det.) yet no one can say aything but "dude"
and unfortanantlly not to be cocky or anything i- well... sortta-kindda started it.
(oppps)

...and I'm Jesus!
and trust me, "dude"'s been around for quite some time now.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

^ lmfao Rob.

OMG Twin Your glasses xD hah

KellieBent wrote:

I dont think I have ever ever ever said the word 'dude'. I only ever hear you lot on here say it

I only say "Dude" rarely...at least I think But it started because of the guys on here

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Maria: "I am one sexy Hitler!"

Ale: Stop looking at me like I'm weird.
Me: I'm not looking at you like you're weird. I'm looking at your BECAUSE you're weird.

Mr Miller: The money comes from...the PEOPLE.
Me: No, it comes from printing presses.
Mr Miller: I know it's Friday and you're a smart ass but I will throw you out of here.

^I'm guessing it wouldn't be the first. xD

I've never been thrown out by a social studies teacher. I score perfectly in those classes so I get away with everything in those classes. That's the first time a Soc teacher has even threatened me. I laughed hysterically. My chem teacher however...throws me out all the bloody time.

^Not many teachers seem to have a sense of humor at all...GOD!