Favorite Quotes

HAAAAaa

Okay, so I'm listening to the radio and Judd Apatow is hosting and he says that Taylor Swift is coming and he says

"...who I think has a song about a boyfriend she's mad at"

^Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

Dad: "If she told you to put your head in an oven would you do it?"
Elliott: "Yeah totally.
Dad: "If she told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?"
Elliott: "It depends on how high it is and how much candy I'll win."

couple more from my kin in LOTRO

During a discussion on women being better cooks
wftalk Fortunard: 'I got valour, what do i have to kill for discretion?'


Commenting on my preffered way to lvl
wftalk Annya: 'well the fate of Middle Earth hangs in the balance. Good battles evil everywhere. Sid could fight back the minions of Mordor. Nope, he sings to trees...'

Taken from Khiris Mags fault thread on our kin forum
i've decided to compile a list of things that are Mag's fault.
-sids bad spelling - he comes on and edits all his posts
-bad weather - he controls it
-me talking in the wrong channel - because hes just evil
-hes to blame for the warning on the side of packets of nuts saying "contence does contain nuts"
-he puts the reason there is Phenylalanine (no idea what that is) in diet coke.
-the current economic down turn - he's been puting everyones hard earnd cash in to junk bonds and the production of a cheese factory orbiting planet
-the reason armour repairs are so expencive - he has a deal with all the vendors, to kill us and get 15% of the repair cost
-um... me running out of things to blame him for now - bad mag

This one's from facebook:

"18 Holes weren't Enough, Tiger?"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's a fuckin BURN!!!

My friend was like "LOL" and I told him "Dude, Hole-In-One, but in Tiger's case, Hole-In-Too-Many!"

^

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three hoes.

^ Read that one too! Poor Tiger, LOL!

Emily Ovenden: "And it went into a drunken orgasmic haze..."

From Sherlock Holmes. <33

Irene Adler: I have never been in over my head.

Watson: Get that out of my face.
Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.

*does not want to spoil the movie...*

Now, I WANT to see it! Thanks Kay...

"When I first met you I felt like I had stepped in the most beautiful dream, now I know I have died and gone to heaven and now I'm staring at the most perfect angel."

So sweet and beautiful. I never thought a guy my age could say such a thing. I just can't remember his name!

"You sleep when you die, nigga!" - Immortal Technique

Lady Draconian wrote:

"When I first met you I felt like I had stepped in the most beautiful dream, now I know I have died and gone to heaven and now I'm staring at the most perfect angel."

So sweet and beautiful. I never thought a guy my age could say such a thing. I just can't remember his name!

*gigglesnort*

I'm sorry. But I just kinda think that's really funny... mostly cause I'd hit somebody who said that to me.

^^ My friend's bf said that to her, but she has a new on every 12 or so days so I never remember their names

12 whole days? Wow. I can't do three.

Sheila Zipfel: "Violins are people too."

That made me so happy <3

Both of these happened just a bit ago

Holly: I can't open my bottle
Me: There's a bottle opener in the drawer
Holly: o_o how did you know about that and not me?

*minutes later I opener her bottle*
Holly: Oh. I guess I could have just twisted it open
Me: Oh well, I like using the bottle opener. It makes me feel special
Holly: Pop your cork, eh?

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*Holly comes up behind me and starts rocking me*
Holly: My baaaaaby
*I turn around and see my Root Beer that I forgot*
Me: MY Root Beer!!!!!!
Holly: Gee. I love you too.

I fail

unknown- "what happens when you get scared half to death twice"
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tre cool- "you go to school to practice, practice makes perfect, nobody's perfect, so why the hell practice"
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me- "every body is weird in there own way if you really think about it you would be weird if you weren't weird!
friend- "then i am glad to be the one to say that i am weird!
other friend- "........whaaaaat?"
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unknown- "to the world you may be one person, but then to one person you may be the world"
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teacher- "ok class answer this question, if the world were to end tomarow and you were the only one who knew what would you do?" 5 minutes later "ok, rebecca what would you do"
me- "uhhhh.....go eat breakfast, wait its breakfast time right?" about 10 minutes later
boy- "i would---"
me- "OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS GONNA END TOMAROW!!!"
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that was the funniest day ever and i wasnt like trying to be funny i was in 3rd grade and i thought she was seriouse about the world ending
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Billie-Joe- "Slipknot? They sound like Tré chocking on a hair ball!"
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Mike- "All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."
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Billie Joe- "What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? They were our own clothes, they just happened to be dresses..."
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billie joe- "I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
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Mike- "I'm gonna be cremated. I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass."
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(When asked in 1992 where they would be in 3 years..) Billie- "I'm going to point a gun at Tre. Tre's going to point a gun at Mike. Mike's going to point a gun at me."
Mike- "We're going to count to to 3 and pull the trigger."

@ Rynne and Rebecca: LMFAO!!!!
I think I'm done for my abs workout today!

Ryan: KAYLEIGH - THERE'S PETROLEUM JELLY IN MY ROOM! I've been framed. I don't go that way...at least not on Mondays.

*dies*

"What's up?"
"Nothin' was just thinking and the like."
"I thought I could smell burning"

All of these quotes are from one of my favarite writters, Robert A. Henelin

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."

"Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman and see the pretty girl that she used to be. But a great artist-a master-and that is what Auguste Rodin was-can look at an old woman, protray her exactly as she is...and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be...and more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo, or even you, see that this lovely young girl is still alive, not old and ugly at all, but simply prisoned inside her ruined body. He can make you feel the quiet, endless tragedy that there was never a girl born who ever grew older than eighteen in her heart...no matter what the merciless hours have done to her. Look at her, Ben. Growing old doesn't matter to you and me; we were never meant to be admired-but it does to them."

"Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It's a waste of time and besides it annoys the pig."

"A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot..."

"You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

"Consider the black widow spider. It's a timid little beastie, useful and, for my taste, the prettiest of the arachnids, with its shiny, patent-leather finish and its red hourglass trademark. But the poor thing has the fatal misfortune of possessing enormously too much power for its size. So everybody kills it on sight."

"How often have you seen a headline like this?--TWO DIE ATTEMPTING RESCUE OF DROWNING CHILD. If a man gets lost in the mountains, hundreds will search and often two or three searchers are killed. But the next time somebody gets lost just as many volunteers turn out.
Poor arithmetic, but very human. It runs through all our folklore, all human religions, all our literature--a racial conviction that when one human needs rescue, others should not count the price."

@tay ahhahahaaha my grandma says that to me all the time

Okay I got some more quotes with me and Holly

Holly: "It ripped off my lip skin!"
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Me: "I suggest you get on your back"
Holly: "I suggest you stop brushing your teeth with so much toothpaste"
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Me: *thinking about the raccoon I had just drawn, but talking about my hands* "My raccoons are cold"

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Me: *stumbling to the dresser in the dark* *thinks: where's my cup?* *grabs lotion bottle.* *thinks... oh that's lotion*.,,, 5 seconds later. *Where's my lotion?*

Having "blond" moments I see, huh Rynne?